To Whom It May Concern:

Dear M.R.,

You do know that if I had a picture of the vomit I would post it. Alas, when my child is violently ill my hands are usually otherwise occupied holding hair, blocking splash back, or rubbing their back. Next time I will be sure to set the camera on the bathroom sink to catch these wonderful moments.*

Sincerely,

The V.V.V.**



*I know this was a gross post. But I thought it was too funny not to post. I laughed the whole way through.

**Voluptuous Vomit Vixen :)