Haley: Do I really need to shower tonight? I don't want to. I would rather watch a show before bed.
Mom: Umm, yes you do need to shower. You stink. You smell like a horse's butt. You smell like you have been rolling in horse poo." (Giggle Giggle)
Haley: Mom. Ewwww. You are gross. It's not like I have been rubbing up against a horse.... Wait. Yes I have! Okay fine, I will shower."
When will she ever learn that mom is always right?