You know it is one of Those days when...

...you wake up late
...the kids can't find their homework
...you can't find the keys
...something "smells"
...you want to cancel your trip
...you step on cheese
...the is no conditioner left
...the "check engine" light comes on
...the milk is expired
...nobody answers the phone
...there is no clean underwear for one or more of the people in your house
...the apple you were saving for today is being eaten by 2 little moneys behind the couch
...the delivery is late
...you question every word you say, 2 seconds after you say it
...the hot water is gone in 2 minutes and you are covered in soap
...the babysitter cancels before breakfast
...you go to use your toothbrush and it is already wet (eww)
...you are yelled at 3 times before noon